there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
NoShamevember. You game?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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