he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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