I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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