My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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