This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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