There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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