Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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