my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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