I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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