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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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