My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
So much rum. So many feels.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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