I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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