Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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