Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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