that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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