this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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