so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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