I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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