I must be too annoying 4 u.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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