You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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