U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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