no, he came in my armpit
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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