eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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