i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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