4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Dear god my vagina.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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