One girl and one boy is just not enough.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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