Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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