And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm always down for nudity.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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