Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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