you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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