I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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