I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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