so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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