i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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