Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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