Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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