Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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