is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
