I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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