You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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