Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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