its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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