My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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