Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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