how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just pee around me
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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