Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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