Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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