I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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