so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
This is the high leading the old right now
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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