It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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