You're so nebulous sometimes
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Are these your boobs on my camera?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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