morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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