I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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