she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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