Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i came on her dog
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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