i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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