I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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