You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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